Captain Picard, that stiff-necked commander of the Starship Enterprise, is about to embark on a mission of a different kind – a mission to unload his massive balls. Turns out, all that time spent exploring strange new worlds has left him with a serious case of blue balls. He’s horny as hell, and he needs to find a way to release all that pent-up sexual tension before he blows a gasket.
His crew is starting to notice. Data is confused by Picard’s erratic behavior, Riker is secretly jealous of the Captain’s throbbing member, and Troi is sensing a whole lot of lust in the air. But Picard can’t let his personal needs compromise the mission. He’s got a galaxy to save, and he can’t do it with a hard-on that could bend steel.
So, what’s a Captain to do? He could try a holodeck fantasy, but that’s just not the same as the real thing. He needs some hot alien pussy, some freaky intergalactic sex, something to make him forget about the Borg and the Romulans for a few hours. Maybe he’ll find a willing participant among the ship’s crew, or maybe he’ll stumble upon a pleasure planet where the women are always eager to please. Whatever happens, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Get ready to see Captain Picard like you’ve never seen him before – sweaty, panting, and begging for release. This ain’t your daddy’s Star Trek, this is Star Trek gone wild, only on Freaktube.co.uk.
